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holy shit

39

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
Fucking my girlfriends little sister.
Getting her pregnant, realizing i fucking hate the bitch plus my now ex-girlfriends father is stalking me with a gun in his jacket...

36

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
Watching 2 girls 1 cup
Puked all over my cat, myself, and had an uncontrollable coughing fit for 30 minutes straight, took advil for the headache, and ended up getting fired from work because i didnt show up. Woops

50

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
Getting way too drunk at family christmas party. Uncles tried to teach me how to shoot a bow.
Sooooo many tears after i shot the dog when it darted in front of the target.

69

On the LOLometer

 
Took 13 benadryl to trip.
Sitting on my bed listening to harry potter on audio and mgmt while crying cus the drawling on my wall of a really weird deer was telepathically talking to me while its face was melting and its body was twitching.



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