PoorDecisions tagged as

ALL THE DRUGS

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Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
On a medical trip (while completely wasted on several types of painkillers and other narcotics(Ketamine, for one)), my ex gave me a new iPod which we then used to add some incriminating evidence to my photo-stream; I added more on the trip home with another ex. I deleted the ones on my iPod, but the photo stream kept the incriminating evidence... My girlfriend saw it.
I'm single, and I'm out $130 in drugs because of the trip. I don't remember any of it because of the drugs, so I'm single for nothing. True, I still have the pictures/movies, but I'd rather have a girlfriend. The one memory I have is waking up next to my ex and in a puddle of my own piss.

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On the LOLometer

 
decided to do shrooms and acid on halloween.
get my ass kicked by a midget, ran around naked yelling "i'm a plane and their are mothor fucking snakes on me"!, Get nearly egg'd by 14 year olds, and vomited to the point where i was, as my friends said "not on acid, you were acid!"



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