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How to spend 21st Birthday?
Went to strip clubs alone. Spent $200 on drinks. Cheated on my girlfriend (wife now) with street hooker. Paid her $7 for anal sex. Got herpes.


Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

First time drinking at a party and drank a bit too much of straight Vodka.
Waking up thinking I remembered everything and learning 3 months later that I had disappeared in a corn field for an hour, without my shoes. Finally found out why my feet were cut and bruised.

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