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your mom

Drinking far too much tequila at a party.
Making out with every girl at the party except for one who wouldn't cause I was too much younger than her, puking in the garden, puking in the laundry sink and finally passing out in front of the stereo, neglecting to call my boyfriend who was over seas.


Handles of Captain's

Laying in bed with my best friend.
Getting dared to have sex with her so our boyfriends could watch.


Broken Condoms

Going to a wedding with an open bar.
Drinking way too much, trying to give the groom a lap dance, showing everyone how i can drop it low and waking up the next morning in bed with my friends uncle now he won't stop caling.

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