PoorDecisions tagged as

inanimate objects know how to treat a girl in bed


Dollars Spent on Cab Rides Back From the Wrong State

drank a 24 pack and took pain killers by myself
woke up in my shower cuddling a clorox bottle and a breadstick..


Alcohol Induced Comas

Drunk buying 4 packs of ramen
Throwing 1 block of ramen into the neighbors yard, eating 2 packs dry and sleeping with the last one.


Accidental Sex Change Operations

Going on a 4 hour pub crawl and drinking both my and my friends alcohol.
Waking up spooning my cellphone and a pack of chicken flavored ramen


Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

Taking 15 jello shots and a handle of vodka.
Getting fingered by two guys on the dance floor, making out with my boyfriend's frat brother, and waking up cuddling bagel bites, pepperonis, and cheez-its. Then taking a test at nine AM.


Really Awkward Mornings

Drinking while sick.
HUUGE hangover, blacking out, waking up with a magazine with January Jones on the cover on my bed.

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