PoorDecisions tagged as

Jack

3

Broken Promises

 
decided to take 5mg or bars and drink a bottle of jack
waking up with a self inflicted brand and not remebering it

13

Drunken Shenanigans

 
couldn't find anything on the web i wanted to cook so i decided to throw chicken, curry paste, chicken spice and whiskey in a pan then put that on top of rice which was steamed in water and whiskey.
tasted awesome and burned through about 1/4 a bottle of Jack

23

Futures Destroyed

 
Went to a hotel party, drank a bottle of jack, took 10 jello shots, smoked a dub of weed
Apparently got the cops called on me for riding up and down the elevator in nothing but socks, then woke up snuggling my cell mate who whispered in my ear, "You're my first white meat!"

-2

Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
Chugging the last quarter or so of a fifth of Jack.
Puking all over friend's rug, passing out, having to buy a new rug, almost getting a DUI on the drive home the next day.



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