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Jack Daniels

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Roads of Awesome. AWESOMES.

 
Going out to dinner with daughter of Headmaster of Harvard. I had two bottles of Jack Daniels....
Got drunk and fucked the chick.... In front of her dad, much running. Dad had a Winchester rifle. I also shit my pants.

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Uncomfortable Explanations Needed

 
Left after a long night of drinking with a fifth of Jack, headed toward Harvard
Got head from a homeless woman and fell asleep on someone's lawn.

11

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
Drinking Jack on a Tuesday night, finding a woman to "make friends with."
Unhappy penis, broken spirit.



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