PoorDecisions tagged as

knives are friends

-36

Miles per ROFL

 
Getting wasted with people I thought were my friends.
Getting pissed off, slicing my arm open with a steak knife, screaming and crying uncontrollably while bleeding everywhere, ending up at the hospital getting 13 staples, going back home, and basically never talking to those assholes again.

-13

People Who Understand Math

 
Going to a friend's house to drink.
Playing with the knife in my pocket. Thinking I'm invincible and yelling "I'm Superman" ended up slicing my hand open. Got 8 stitches.



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