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knives are friends


Miles per ROFL

Getting wasted with people I thought were my friends.
Getting pissed off, slicing my arm open with a steak knife, screaming and crying uncontrollably while bleeding everywhere, ending up at the hospital getting 13 staples, going back home, and basically never talking to those assholes again.


People Who Understand Math

Going to a friend's house to drink.
Playing with the knife in my pocket. Thinking I'm invincible and yelling "I'm Superman" ended up slicing my hand open. Got 8 stitches.

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