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lols

5

Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay

 
Decided to download Poordecisions App.
Laughing sparingly. Reading about high school relationships and drunken nights gone wrong. Then realizing the last update was 11/22/12 and I was already in 2011 barely 4 posts in..

28

Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

 
waiting for PD to update
grew a beard...

54

Shattered Dreams

 
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.

34

On the LOLometer

 
took bath salts
ate some dudes face

4

Times the Socially Acceptable Level of Failure

 
got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night

12

Broken Promises

 
drank vodka an ever clear (didn't know about the ever clear.) then blacked out.
I woke up with hickeys on my neck and a hospital bracelet on my wrist. Luckily in my bed.

-2

Miles per ROFL

 
decided to do shrooms and acid on halloween.
get my ass kicked by a midget, ran around naked yelling "i'm a plane and their are mothor fucking snakes on me"!, Get nearly egg'd by 14 year olds, and vomited to the point where i was, as my friends said "not on acid, you were acid!"

13

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers

-9

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
smoke weed with my best friend that i havent seen in forever and her boyfriend.
her and i (both girls) getting intamate while her boyfriend sat on the bed watching

7

Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing



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