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Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
Decided to download Poordecisions App.
Laughing sparingly. Reading about high school relationships and drunken nights gone wrong. Then realizing the last update was 11/22/12 and I was already in 2011 barely 4 posts in..

21

Lowered Expectations

 
waiting for PD to update
grew a beard...

55

Draught Kegs

 
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.

33

Bottles of Asprin

 
took bath salts
ate some dudes face

4

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night

13

Lowered Expectations

 
drank vodka an ever clear (didn't know about the ever clear.) then blacked out.
I woke up with hickeys on my neck and a hospital bracelet on my wrist. Luckily in my bed.

-1

Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
decided to do shrooms and acid on halloween.
get my ass kicked by a midget, ran around naked yelling "i'm a plane and their are mothor fucking snakes on me"!, Get nearly egg'd by 14 year olds, and vomited to the point where i was, as my friends said "not on acid, you were acid!"

14

Wishes Denied

 
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers

-8

Life Goals Accomplished

 
smoke weed with my best friend that i havent seen in forever and her boyfriend.
her and i (both girls) getting intamate while her boyfriend sat on the bed watching

6

Shattered Dreams

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing



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