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Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

 
Decided to download Poordecisions App.
Laughing sparingly. Reading about high school relationships and drunken nights gone wrong. Then realizing the last update was 11/22/12 and I was already in 2011 barely 4 posts in..
lolsREALLY FUCKED THIS STORY UP NOW DIDNT I LOL 2013

 
21

Lowered Expectations

 
waiting for PD to update
grew a beard...
lolsthat takes me like a week; we haven't updated in a year. what are you 13?

 
55

Draught Kegs

 
Losing my virginity at 13
He left me for a hairy, fat bitch with line backer shoulders who cheated on him at Wendy's in the freezer.
lolsdumbass13? that's so maturehairy fat bitchDON'T YOU INSULT WENDY LIKE THATdoin' it in the freezerlinebacker shouldersBOY THAT WAS AWFULLY COLD OF HIM WASNT IT HAHAHAHA

 
33

Bottles of Asprin

 
took bath salts
ate some dudes face
lolszombie apocalypsehow'd it taste?bath saltsposting after death

 
4

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
got drunk
woke up hurting in the ass robed of shoes and clotes and no ride home and no guy BONUS RESULST cant remember a think from last night
unintended buttsexowdrunkboozelolsfucked; but I mean literallyBONUS RESULSTspelling is hardWHERE DID YOUR CLOTES GOno guywell at least you had a nice ass robe.

 
13

Lowered Expectations

 
drank vodka an ever clear (didn't know about the ever clear.) then blacked out.
I woke up with hickeys on my neck and a hospital bracelet on my wrist. Luckily in my bed.
you're a stupid idiotlolsEverclearhospital

 
-1

Dollars of Net Profit Last Night

 
decided to do shrooms and acid on halloween.
get my ass kicked by a midget, ran around naked yelling "i'm a plane and their are mothor fucking snakes on me"!, Get nearly egg'd by 14 year olds, and vomited to the point where i was, as my friends said "not on acid, you were acid!"
lolsALL THE DRUGSmothorTHERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOTpukebeat up by a tinymannearly egg'dBECOMING THE DRUGS

 
14

Wishes Denied

 
deciding to ride my bike from my grandmas house to dallas, (200 miles away)
crawling across the side of a highway, broken leg. Bonus Result: waking up in someones backyard surrounded by police officers
lolsthe lawI assume no mind altering substances were involved in this decisionBONUSE RESOLTWAS IT YOUR GRANDMA'S BACKYARDI hope it was your own backyard and you hallucinated the whole thing

 
-8

Life Goals Accomplished

 
smoke weed with my best friend that i havent seen in forever and her boyfriend.
her and i (both girls) getting intamate while her boyfriend sat on the bed watching
lolsdrugsdoin' it with members of the same genderwhat part of this is a poor decision?her boyfriend is an idiot for not joining

 
6

Shattered Dreams

 
Trying to carve a neck for a guitar for lack of anything better to do on the day I have a concert.
the tool slipped and I ended up in an RA's family car (with her family) riding to the hospital. Bonus result: three stitches, blood on my shoe, and running frantically back to school (four miles...) and actually making it to the concert in time to sing
lolsdumbassowI feel like the blood on your shoe was probably the least of your concerns at the time

 


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