decited to suprise my boyfriend by waiting for him in his bed for him to get off work
he walked in with his boss making out... he tryed to get me to join them.
PoorDecisions tagged as
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lolwut
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Metric Tons of Self Respect
mario: luigi luigi: MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE BITCH ARE YOU MOTHER FUCK? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SHOW UR FACE ROUND HERE AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCK!!! AND DONT MOTHER FUCKING CALL ME LUIGI MOTHER FUCKER MY NAMES NOT LUIGI IM NOT A FUCKING POKEMON CALL ME TONY FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS TONY GTFO OF HERE AND PEACH IS NOT UR BITCH ANYMORE SHE MA BITCH NOS AND YOU HAVE NO BITCHS YOU NO NEED 2 BITCHWS YOU BETTER JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CAP UR ASS MOTHER FUCKER
dont ever use the shrooms i took
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Arbitrary Numbers
droppin my palm pre several times
vibrate button is broken. it wont stop vibrating. ITS ALIVE!!!!!
-37
On the ROFLdex
this is a emergency if you guys post this PLEASE HELP ME I AM STUCK IN A WORM HOLE I KEEP REAPETING THE DAY I AM STUCK ON SATURDAY 2011 PLEASE JUST HELP
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-6
Trash Cans Not Vomited Into
Peeing in the dark then turning on the lights
OMG YELLOW EVERWHARR ITS LIEK CHRISTMAS YELLOW GOLD PURTTTY COLORS OMG EVERWHARRRR
16
your mom
Went to Mexico for summer vacation.
Got krabs, broke up with my boyfriend, and I accidentally bought a coffin while inebriated.
19
Holes In Friends' Ceiling
Made some cash doing gay porn for a few years.
When my parents were getting a divorce this summer, my dad explained why by saying, "So I saw in some of the porn I downloaded. Way to do me proud!"
-7
Days Since Last Accident
Trying to take down a person twice my size, in the dark, near a boat trailer. Booze may have had an influence in this decision...
Successfully took down said person, but fell on the boat trailer in the process. Cuts and bruises on my right side...which hurt a lot.
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LOLs per Million
went to cleats( a sports bar) and during mid meal my buddy decided to open the ketchup bottle. well the person decided to pull the beer in the ketchup bottle an shake it.
ketchup bottle exploded and covered my 2 buddies. it went everywhere, i mean everywhere. got all new food. ha that is amazing.
