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Shattered Dreams

getting too drunk at party in hotel room
I was told when I woke up that my girlfriend's female friends chased me down hotel hall because I got naked in bathroom and ran out of room.I then threw up all over them and I fell asleep in tub.


Hot Dogs Down the Hallway

Leaving work late one night, after everyone was gone.
Seeing a 50ish-year old naked hippy chick that standing in the elevator like a statute with harms spread out, only wearing a necklace.


Charges of First-Degree HAHA

Celebrating 21st birthday with two cousins
Waking up in my neighbors front yard naked with a huge penis drawn on my stomach and hands cuffed behind my back with throw up all over me.


Arbitrary Numbers

Going to a college party at 13 years old (I have my ways). Taking jello shots, drinking a full bottle of tequila, some patron, and getting high.
Dancing on the roof naked. That's all I remember. So much regret.


LMAOs Per Square Inch

Dropped acid in my old church
Me finding my friend the next morning half naked in the chapel with his clothes all over the church.


Pounds of Pure, Uncut LMFAO

Drank 40 aftershock shots, 8 pitches of different cocktails along with three bottles of red jacques.
Woke up on floor at home, naked with my friends five dogs cuddling me.


Metric Tons of Self Respect

Sent naked pictures to a guy I let sweet talk me into doing it knowing that was all he wanted out of me.
He showed the pictures to almost the whole town including my friends and my parents found out. Now everyone is disappointed in me.


Milligrams of ROFLnol

taking naked pictures for my boyfriend.
Accidentally sent them to his brother.. his brother wont stop texting me back.


HA Granules

My friends and I decided to put multiple quarts of booze in a portable cooler. With any kind of mix. Swear it tasted just like juice.
The cops being called to my next door neighbor's because i tried to break into their house naked yelling "who let the dogs out,who,who,who" continuously.


Shotgun Weddings

Drinking with little sis's best friend.
Sleeping with her, then getting slapped in the morning, then getting kicked out with no clothes.

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