PoorDecisions tagged as

oh no oh no oh no OH YEAHHHH

57

Drunken Shenanigans

 
Deciding to hit on that pretty girl in a bar after drinking a large bottle of rum.
Waking up alone and confused and having a few questions. what apartment is this, why am I wearing a g-string bikini, who the fuck is this guy besides me and why is he wearing makeup?
lolsoh no oh no oh no OH YEAHHHHdoin' itdumbassdoin't it with members of an unintended genderdon't question it just run and don't ever tell anyone...oh wait too late you told the internet

 
516

Miles per ROFL

 
Four cups of wine, two pitchers at the bar, then five shots back at a girl's house.
Waking up with a triple oh-no. Oh no, where am I? Oh no, I slept with my best friend's girlfriend's stepsister. Oh no, ...I peed all over her bed.
boozeblackoutoh no oh no oh no OH YEAHHHHmommy I had an accidentgettin' some

 


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