PoorDecisions tagged as

ow my butt

19

Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

 
Denny's
A devastated sphincter.

495

Miles per ROFL

 
Attempted to match drinks with a gay former friend without realizing three crucial points: 1) double-vodka and red bull looks and tastes exactly like straight-up red bull. 2) He was ordering the drinks. 3) He had a crush on me.
Woke up naked in his bed with no recollection of the previous night beyond passing out in the taxi. I never asked what happened, and I believe that's for the best.

58

Chairman LMAOs

 
Playing beer pong with solely gin shots.
Losing my wallet, the contents of my stomach over and over and possibly my anal virginity.



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