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Dollars Left in Savings

Putting my phone and keys in my shallow jacket pocket.
Phone fell out in the middle of the street, ran back to get it, ran to sidewalk, realized my keys fell out, ran to get them, stopped a car in the middle of a busy street. Now the screen is dark and i can only see it when the sun is just right.


Warnings from Your Mother About Exactly This Kind of Thing

Leaving my phone on the table with facebook still logged in.
Brother changing status to "is ready to come out of the closet" and having aunts + cousins convinced I'm gay.

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