PoorDecisions tagged as

please tell me you're a girl

27

Liters of Vanilla Vodka

 
did loads of pelvic floor exercises
guys come within 30 seconds of sticking it in me

18

Gallons of LMAOnade

 
honestly
fuck you guys

20

Average Value of LMAO

 
Got super drunk last night.
Woke up this morning wearing a bikini and my mouth tastes like cigarettes and jizz.....wtf happened last night?!

-15

Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
drank some vodkaaaaaah!
blew my brothers friends dick he was fucking hot...i dont regret it so it isnt a poor decision it was an awesome decision. datsh right biaaaaaatch

19

Shots of Jaeger

 
Going out on the town hours from my house without thinking about getting home.
My roommate left me alone with too MUCH older guys we ran into at a coffee shop. I ended up screwing two guys old enough to be my father for a ride home.

-10

Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
Wondering how many Tag Writers there is.
Sleeping with each one of them.

-4

LOLs per Million

 
drinking a bottle of bacardi
sleeping with a big black man.

14

Miles per ROFL

 
Got drunk.
Had sex with Mickey Rourke. SERIOUSLY.

12

Confused Stares

 
drinking at the lake at nine in the morning
passing out on a rock by noon in a bikini and a scooba mask, third degree sunburn on a three day old tattoo

38

Draught Kegs

 
Flashing the float at Mardi Gras, that my boyfriend was on..
Flashing the wrong float my mom was on..



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