PoorDecisions tagged as

poop

12

Confused Stares

 
read pd at work wile pooping
Resulted in 1hr poop.payed to poop yesss thank u pd....

39

Really Awkward Mornings

 
Eating 5 spicy slim jims
Blowing out the constipation plug with liquid shit fire. While on acid. I was convinced a benevolent ass-dragon was relieving my blockage.

13

Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
2nd bowl of chili..
violent bowel movements.... and loud bowel movements

35

Pairs of LOLerskates

 
Taking a dump
Facebook status updated, emails sent and texts responded to.

35

Average Value of LMAO

 
Deciding to pull over on the interstate to help someone with a flat tire.
Realizing it would have been more helpfull if i had toilet paper.

26

Accidental Sex Change Operations

 
had a stomach virus and thought I had to fart
ended up shitting all over myself but couldn't get in the bathroom cuz my aunt was showering. Then when she came out my grandma went in.

22

Holes In Friends' Ceiling

 
pissed off the king of pranks at my school
he put laxitives in my lunch an then put plastic rap on all the tolets an took out all the tp

31

Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

 
drunk karaoke at the local pub
i think blacking out in a middle of a group song and shitting myself.

11

Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

 
me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.

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On the LOLometer

 
drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one night
slipping on dog poo someone was kind enough not clean up,slipping and skinning my entire lower leg and having permanent scarring and a severe infection.



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