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Confused Stares

read pd at work wile pooping
Resulted in 1hr poop.payed to poop yesss thank u pd....


Really Awkward Mornings

Eating 5 spicy slim jims
Blowing out the constipation plug with liquid shit fire. While on acid. I was convinced a benevolent ass-dragon was relieving my blockage.


Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

2nd bowl of chili..
violent bowel movements.... and loud bowel movements


Pairs of LOLerskates

Taking a dump
Facebook status updated, emails sent and texts responded to.


Average Value of LMAO

Deciding to pull over on the interstate to help someone with a flat tire.
Realizing it would have been more helpfull if i had toilet paper.


Accidental Sex Change Operations

had a stomach virus and thought I had to fart
ended up shitting all over myself but couldn't get in the bathroom cuz my aunt was showering. Then when she came out my grandma went in.


Holes In Friends' Ceiling

pissed off the king of pranks at my school
he put laxitives in my lunch an then put plastic rap on all the tolets an took out all the tp


Times This Post Got Shoved In A Locker In High School

drunk karaoke at the local pub
i think blacking out in a middle of a group song and shitting myself.


Texts That Should Not Have Been Sent

me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.


On the LOLometer

drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one night
slipping on dog poo someone was kind enough not clean up,slipping and skinning my entire lower leg and having permanent scarring and a severe infection.

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