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Eating 5 spicy slim jims
Blowing out the constipation plug with liquid shit fire. While on acid. I was convinced a benevolent ass-dragon was relieving my blockage.
Deciding to pull over on the interstate to help someone with a flat tire.
Realizing it would have been more helpfull if i had toilet paper.
had a stomach virus and thought I had to fart
ended up shitting all over myself but couldn't get in the bathroom cuz my aunt was showering. Then when she came out my grandma went in.
pissed off the king of pranks at my school
he put laxitives in my lunch an then put plastic rap on all the tolets an took out all the tp
drunk karaoke at the local pub
i think blacking out in a middle of a group song and shitting myself.
me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.
drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one night
slipping on dog poo someone was kind enough not clean up,slipping and skinning my entire lower leg and having permanent scarring and a severe infection.