read pd at work wile pooping
Resulted in 1hr poop.payed to poop yesss thank u pd....
PoorDecisions tagged as
poop
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Bottles of Asprin
Eating 5 spicy slim jims
Blowing out the constipation plug with liquid shit fire. While on acid. I was convinced a benevolent ass-dragon was relieving my blockage.
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Orbits Made by The Sattelite of LOL
Taking a dump
Facebook status updated, emails sent and texts responded to.
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Glasses of Whiskey
Deciding to pull over on the interstate to help someone with a flat tire.
Realizing it would have been more helpfull if i had toilet paper.
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Drunken Shenanigans
had a stomach virus and thought I had to fart
ended up shitting all over myself but couldn't get in the bathroom cuz my aunt was showering. Then when she came out my grandma went in.
lolsGRANDMA NOOOOOOOOeveryone out. I have to poop. NOW.that's grosspooppooed on yourselfdeceptive fartgas gone wrongAUNT NOOOOOOOOGrandma if you don't get out of there I will poop all over your carpetyour aunt came out? Of the closet?too many tagspoopjokesI'm sick and tired of all this poop. No mostly just sick.
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Unnecessary MySQL Queries
pissed off the king of pranks at my school
he put laxitives in my lunch an then put plastic rap on all the tolets an took out all the tp
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Glasses of Whiskey
drunk karaoke at the local pub
i think blacking out in a middle of a group song and shitting myself.
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you're adopted
me and my stepdad were put up the christmas tree.(takin it down) so when we were takin it to the car. we opened the back we put the tree in and we smelled something.
turns out my step brother was takin a shit in the front seat.
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Dollars of Net Profit Last Night
drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one night
slipping on dog poo someone was kind enough not clean up,slipping and skinning my entire lower leg and having permanent scarring and a severe infection.
