PoorDecisions tagged as

scotch

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Accidental Pregnancies

 
Drank a ton of scotch and red bull at a party. Crashed on my friend's couch.
Dreamt I was being raped by a nun with a huge cock. Woke up outside on the deck without my pants or boxers and a ton of lube in my ass.

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Lowered Expectations

 
Did a load of pot and shared an entire bottle of scotch with my big brother to celebrate him coming home from Afghanistan.
Woke up being spooned by my big brother. He was the big spoon and still hard.



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