PoorDecisions tagged as

serious dumbassery

-371

Friends Left After Last Night

 
Taking 2 1/2 xanex bars, 3 1/2 30 mg oxycontin, 11 ambein, eating 15 cents, and smoking a bunch of dope.
Sobered up got pissed and thew up black shit :/ haha fun day though.

277

People That Like Turtles

 
Slicing habanero peppers bare-handed then decided to put in my contacts.
Habanero pepper juice between my eyeball and contact lens; can't open my eyes to take it out.

-43

Days Since Last Accident

 
Running at full speed towards a metal object on the playground.
Getting a huuuge dent and a concussion.



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