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mario: luigi luigi: MARIO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE BITCH ARE YOU MOTHER FUCK? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SHOW UR FACE ROUND HERE AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCK!!! AND DONT MOTHER FUCKING CALL ME LUIGI MOTHER FUCKER MY NAMES NOT LUIGI IM NOT A FUCKING POKEMON CALL ME TONY FROM NOW ON MY NAME IS TONY GTFO OF HERE AND PEACH IS NOT UR BITCH ANYMORE SHE MA BITCH NOS AND YOU HAVE NO BITCHS YOU NO NEED 2 BITCHWS YOU BETTER JUST GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CAP UR ASS MOTHER FUCKER
dont ever use the shrooms i took
ate shrooms,didnt get off after forty five minutes.ate another 3 grams to equal a quarter,and got on my first trip nearly after the final 3.
tripped out for 15 hours.came out with holes punched in the wall and my toaster on the roof meanwhile me being naked.nothing some posters on the wall cant fix ha.
walking around a naborhood with some friends and an O of shrooms in my back pack
cops stop us only barly get away. only to find out that one of my friends had heroin on him
Doing Shrooms at night
Deciding to wander into the woods w/ friends that night- I never knew that was where so many witches, ninjas, and elves hung out. Never again.
finished off the last of my shrooms
the w isnt capitalized. lol wtf. my phone screen looks funny. also i might have pissed myself. cant. stop. laughing.
Ate a Shit load of magical mushrooms, got drunk and smoked a blunt.
Having an awkward conversion with my left hand, falling asleep while still tripping balls and kept waking up in different realities.
Supposed to do shrooms with a friend. Friend bailed, ate both doses myself. Didn't want to wait the whole hour for them to kick in, so smoked a lot of grass too.
Realized (hours later) that I'm sober enough to comprehend that it's not just my mind making it seem like everybody around me is talking in a foreign language. I'll never know how I got clear across the border, considering that I lived in Oklahoma at the time.
going camping and tripping an 8th of shrooms.
shitting in my sleeping bag, punching my best friend, and running naked all the way threw town. town was 3 miles away.
Ate shrooms right before school at a friends house.
Running down the senior hallway screaming "Spyro the purple dragon is gonna eat me!!!" like a little girl... worst part im a guy and the teachers thought it was hilarious :/