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Sick Days Left At Work

shoved a glass up my ass to impress my friends
ass bleeding and a long surgery


Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

Believe my best friend when she said: "I'll watch how much you drink"
Making out with a girl who bit my lip and made it bled. Kissing a fugly guy. And barfing up over a friend.


Miles of LOLercoaster

Binge drinking jose cuervo and staying up all night before a blood test at 8am.
Showing up still drunk, puking on the nurse as soon as she pulls the needle out and falling face first off the bed onto the ground and getting a concussion.


Interrupted Masturbation Sessions

Chugging twice out of a bottle of cuervo to get messed up; no work tomorrow.
Passed out standing up peeing, slammed head on toilet, fractured nose, woke up by a bloody towel and puke, and a phone call from my job telling me I was late.


Buildings Drunkenly Peed On

Attempting to do shots while rolling around on the floor.
Shot glass shatters. I try to fit the pieces back together. Blood everywhere.

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