PoorDecisions tagged as

slut

-4

People That Still Like You

 
Trusting the kid who was bringing me drinks at 16 when he said he was just being polite
lost my virginity to said kid BONUS RESULT : he told my cousin while drunk

10

Broken Condoms

 
Predrinking Southern Comfort and Double Blacks. Then Tequila, Vodka, and LOTS of beer at a club.
Guys buying me even more drinks in wooing attempts. Making out with a guy I frequently see at clubs (and will probably run into a lot). Then when he goes off to pee making out with another guy who looked just like the first but blonde and turning around and seeing the first guy is watching. BONUS RESULT: Being single too long makes you too slutty to get a boyfriend.

-17

Days Since Last Hangover

 
Getting really drunk after fighting with my boyfriend(now husband) while at the same party.
Cheated on him with the drummer in his best friends' band(also a pro ski-boarder). I felt so guilty when i remembered what happened that i told my bf the next day...then he told his best friend, and i sorta broke up the band. whoops.

13

Grammar and Spelling Corrections

 
deciding I was gonna have two boyfriends. Slept with one during the week and one on the weekends. Then got drunk one night and slept with my aunts boss.
getting genital warts and don't know who gave it to me. They all moved out of state. Haven't heard from them since... I'm a dumb ass....

13

LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
A long ass time ago I hooked up with a new chic at work and decided that I would bring her to my high school party hangout. (she went to a different school)
About 6 of my friends knew her and already ermmmm....had their way with her. She apparently liked to be passed around.

-6

Responsibilities Taken Seriously

 
drinking beer and 2 4 locos
puking, sleeping with a guy a thought was an ass in high school who I never talked to(1st time sleeping with anyome on the 1st night I meet them) liking him after the incident but getting rejected cuz he thinks ima whore for sleeping with him on the 1st night...

22

Confused Stares

 
went mudding with my brothers best friend got drunk on gold slaugger in the process then got the truck stuck.. waited on someone to drive 30 minutes to pull us out
lost my verginity to my brothers best friend who happend to have the hugest penis ive seen yet

-17

Sick Days Left At Work

 
Slept with redheaded chick who none of my friends like. Find out she has done seventeen different dudes.
Lost a chance with my ex because she thought i had sone kind of STD.

45

Bottles of Asprin

 
Went down on my wife
Discovered she is having an affair when I tasted her lovers cum while licking her pussy.

-9

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
started dating my bartender who was obviously a redheaded whore
i ended up with an STD, a 7 month hangover, and a want to kill!!!!



your ad here,
right now: