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so I'm guessing those just plain weren't your friends at all


Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

Getting wasted with people I thought were my friends.
Getting pissed off, slicing my arm open with a steak knife, screaming and crying uncontrollably while bleeding everywhere, ending up at the hospital getting 13 staples, going back home, and basically never talking to those assholes again.


Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

Drinking a bottle of vodka with "friends".
Laying in a riverbed sitting up to puke on my own phone then resting my hand in it and slipping, new phone purchase.


Accidental Pregnancies

Drinking 2 bottles of wine, stepping into a bus with "friends" and falling asleep.
Yelling at the bus driver with my dick hanging out.

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