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so I'm guessing those just plain weren't your friends at all

-36

Social Security Dollars That Will Be There When You Retire

 
Getting wasted with people I thought were my friends.
Getting pissed off, slicing my arm open with a steak knife, screaming and crying uncontrollably while bleeding everywhere, ending up at the hospital getting 13 staples, going back home, and basically never talking to those assholes again.

-13

Square Feet of Fridge Space Not Occupied by Booze

 
Drinking a bottle of vodka with "friends".
Laying in a riverbed sitting up to puke on my own phone then resting my hand in it and slipping, new phone purchase.

45

Accidental Pregnancies

 
Drinking 2 bottles of wine, stepping into a bus with "friends" and falling asleep.
Yelling at the bus driver with my dick hanging out.



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