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boats 'n hoes

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BONUSE RESOLTS

 
Going with my so-called friend and two hotties to his "dad's" yacht to get drunk and fuck. While there remembering that his dad died in a car accident... and even better yet, that he never owned a yacht.
Interruption in really hot sex with this ultra-fine female and her friend to the barrel of a 12 gauge shotgun and an angry yacht owner, coincidentally, upon exiting the yacht I dove in the water and swam to escape but I didn't make it far... in my drunken state, I swam the wrong way and ended up looking at his shotgun again. Tired from swimming I gave up and puked. I got slapped with a $15000 bill for damages, 30 days in jail, 200 hours of community service and my picture in the local paper.



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