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Life Goals Accomplished

 
Making your own girlfriend with sex toys and other stuff.
You are fucking it "she" and then somebody catch U.

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Confused Stares

 
Not learning from my mistacks and tripping on Benadryl again.
Sat right next to my bed staring at a fly that i had killed that turned in to a small dog afreid to get up because my poster of kurt cobain kept yelling at me BONUSE RESULT: i now keep hearing voices saying my name in my parents voice cant fap cos every time i try i hear me mum saying my name and have to stop.

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Professors Who Will Accept This Post As an Excuse

 
Take acid in a farm of a friend of mine, go for a walk, see a huge cow shit, dodge, the shit start to chase me assuming the form of a wiener dog.
Pet the dog, smell hand ...now thinks if the shit move or i just stand there tripping.



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