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(1) snow (1) snowball attack (1) so I guess it was successful?...if you're into that kind of thing (1) SO MUCH RUNNING (1) so the beer will solve your problems obviously (1) so they were like a pH test (1) so were they just sitting in the next room and then suddenly thought "Heyyyyy wait a minute..." (1) so who won? (1) so you had tequila AND patron? gosh (1) so you have boyfriends AND girlfriends? (1) so you're saying black guys are like spiders? (1) so you're saying this was a poor decision? I bet your kids would love to hear that (1) so you're saying you woke up after blackout drinking and some guy told you he fucked you and you liked it so you believe him and decide to gay? (1) soccer dad (1) some people just sleep naked (1) some people like to kiss some people like to hug some lesbians like eatin each others shit out of a cup (1) somebody actually posted this (1) SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE (1) somehow I don't think it was actually 2 liters in 5 minutes (1) SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN (1) son i am disappoint (1) sooo drunk (1) sorority (1) sotimisation (1) sounds like a great friend (1) sounds like some kind of innuendo (1) sounds like this drink I made once called the Grimace (1) sounds like you did it right (1) spooning with the toilet (1) squirrel (1) St Paddys my favorite saint (1) stealing second (1) still? like he was when you went to sleep? 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(1) that's alot of cereal (1) that's certainly some magic right there (1) that's fuckin teamwork (1) that's gross... maybe? (1) that's not a poor decision at all (1) that's not enough said (1) that's not even America (1) that's not where i parked my car (1) that's probably for the best (1) that's really the only way to remove the curse (1) that's still not irony (1) that's what you get for helping your friend (1) thats a specific number of newspapers (1) thats about as cool as aids (1) THATS DANGEROUS (1) THATS MY NEW FAVORITE WORD (1) thats not really a poor decision BUT I DONT CARE (1) thats not really irony (1) thats one kg per month! and this is a pointless comment! (1) thats some cheap anal (1) THATS USUALLY WHAT HAPPENS (1) thats what you get for going in early (1) thats why you don't let people drive your car. (1) THE BEERWAGON HAS ARRIVED! (1) the biggest ugliest snatch I've ever seen (1) the birds and the bees fuck each other right? (1) the bitch went nuts (1) the dead have needs too (1) the definition of a poor decision (1) THE DINNER PARTY -- ITS RUINED (1) the elevator is like the poor man's six flags (1) the floor (1) the freezer section scares the shit out of me (1) the green line can suck my dick (1) the internet. (1) the law...except not really (1) the muddy rudder (1) the only healthy amount of Rubinoff is none (1) the OP had a \"bright side\" added on the end here but that's not welcome on this site (1) THE plane to Canada (1) the runs (1) the worst result of jumping off your roof was puking? (1) the zombie apocalypse is real (1) there's a first time for everything (1) there's no such thing as too much 100 proof peppermint schnapps (1) there's such a thing as not ashamed parents? (1) THESE KEYS DONT WORK (1) they all look the same (1) they gave you half off a movie for that? (1) THEYRE LIKE SANDWICHES MADE OUT OF PANCAKES (1) THEYRE STILL HIGH DEF OKAY (1) this could get real awkward real fast (1) this is funnier if I don't fix all the spelling problems (1) this is gonna be an awkward family Thanksgiving dinner (1) this is how to fish properly (1) this is illegal. I hope you know that (1) this is not FML (1) this is not really a poor decision (1) this is probably not true but how the fuck did you even come up with this (1) this is retarded but we posted it anyway (1) this is the grossest thing i've ever heard (1) THIS ISNT WHERE I PARKED MY CAR (1) this makes it an even 10 (1) this makes it an even five (1) this makes it an even three (1) this may be the best post ever (1) this one was pretty straightforward; let's make it interesting (1) this post is made of broken dreams (1) this seems unlikely for some reason (1) this sounds like an awesome way to never have to go back to church (1) this sure seems to happen alot (1) this wasn't exaggerated at all (1) those bitches showed you who's boss (1) tightrope walking is hard (1) tinydogcity (1) tits (1) to do: make out with everyone; puke everywhere; forget boyfriend; ????; profit! (or pass out in front of stereo.) 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(1) woll smoth (1) women like confident men (1) World CBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (1) would've been funnier if it was just becoming a lady (1) wow you must be pretty terrible (1) wrong gender's underwear (1) wtf were your parents doing getting gas at 6am? (1) y'see... the kids... they listen to the RAP MUSIC... which gives them the BRAIN DAMAGE. And they don't know what the JAZZ... IS ALL ABOUT! (1) yeah but what season did this take place in? (1) yeah Google Translate is fun (1) yes we got bel-air'd (1) you and the Captain appear to have made it happen (1) you are a fucking idiot (1) you are disgusting (1) you came WHERE?! (1) you cant start a business with 4k anyway (1) you clearly don't understand this site (1) you didn't have time for pants before you posted this? I like your style. (1) you didn't pass it you just also don't remember that month in jail (1) you fell asleep ON the shower? (1) you fought the law and you fuckin lost (1) you fuck horses?? (1) YOU FUCKED THE STORK?! (1) you got beat up my an old man (1) you got fucked up by a fat guy (1) you guys seem to have problems with raves (1) you guys sure seem to have problems with raves (1) you had a truck of some sort but you decided to do it in a gas station bathroom. you probably need a shower. (1) YOU HAVE AWESOME PRIORITIES (1) you have conquered that wedding. it is now your property. (1) you have died of dysentery (1) you have no fucking clue how to spell (1) you have some weird fucking friends (1) you just peed in the pool didnt you (1) YOU KILLED ROVER YOU BITCH (1) you must have aids (1) you passed OUT OF toilet? shit (1) you probably should've bought some drugs from him instead of an ass kicking (1) you probably threw up so hard you concussed yourself (1) you should learn how to use commas (1) you should remember that you are not an ashtray (1) you shouldn't be standing on your face (1) YOU SIR ARE A LIAR (1) you sir are exaggerating (1) you stole the party? THE WHOLE FUCKING PARTY? 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(1) YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF SARAN WRAP (1) you'll harley his davidson (1) YOU'RE A WINNER (1) you're completely missing the point of the result (1) YOU'RE GOING TO DIE OF DYSENTERY (1) you're high. get it? god I'm clever (1) you're kinda a dick (1) you're like the exact opposite of my hero (1) you're missing the point of the first result (1) you're not supposed to inhale it (1) you're now your friends aunt (1) you're one unlucky motherfucker (1) you're so goddam smart (1) you're such an asshole (1) your boyfriends lucky (1) your brother sucks (1) your brothers fucked up (1) your butt ass sounds repetitively redundant (1) your cousin's a dickhole (1) your cousins are jerks (1) your family blows (1) your friends mom sounds hot (1) your misfortune entertains me immensely (1) your mom actually knows the word fapping? 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(1) drugs... kinda (1) why the fuck did you do that? (1) butter (1) you sound like kind of a dick (1) there can't be fuckin with anything I got goin on right now (1) family guy (1) TRUCKS ARE FOR MEN (1) t-bone (1) your friends owe you a girlfriend (1) doin' it with hotter girls? (1) how the fuck did you get in her house? (1) those are some good parents (1) pot? (1) cousin orgy? (1) WHO THE FUCK PUKED ON ME (1) i can fly too (1) i hope you weren't a bus driver (1) YAY awww (1) that's really your only poor decision? no hookers named steve? (1) why the fuck did you say you were from mars (1) CONCERNED PARENTS (1) i hope this was at like noon on a sunday (1) i'd have laughed at you too (1) WHEELIES (1) motorcycles (1) that was me -- i did that (1) flanns (1) i don't know what that means. (1) haunted houses? fuck that (1) fuck clowns anyway (1) THEY'RE LIVING INSIDE YOU (1) FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (1) fuck strangers (1) doin' it with mcdonalds employees (1) BITCH TOOK MY JACKET (1) THAT"S GROSS (1) im sorry you missed it? (1) why is tequila always in caps? TEQUILA (1) where the fuck did i put my me? (1) booze probably (1) CROSSING STATE LINES IS COOL (1) uhhhhhhhh (1) that's fucking gay (1) OH FUCK A SHARK (1) ....milf? (1) moms don't have sex (1) EW MOMMY (1) english good you speak (1) doin' it with an audience (1) SAY WHA--?? (1) i'm turning japanese (1) i can't say i have.. (1) that's why you keep spicy things out of your vagina (1) laptop chargers hurt (1) you're the bitch (1) you prolly deserved it (1) YOU RUINED SEXYNIGHT?! (1) alcohol is always a bonus (1) THE CAT LADY KNOWS HOW TO USE THE INTERNET?!?! (1) crazy (1) herds of cats? (1) thats fucked up (1) Starbuck? (1) DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN (1) how does one smoke...a pot? (1) mom's gonna be PISSED (1) this is awesome (1) new pd poet? (1) i like turtles. (1) KEEP HOT THINGS AWAY FROM YOUR GENITALS (1) whats a bath tube? (1) you need new friends (1) falling asleep first is dangerous (1) buttering the kitchen floor (1) BUTTER IS FOR TOAST NOT FOR FLOOR (1) bruises on my cock (1) context is my favorite (1) your girlfriend isn't the crazy/jealous type is she? (1) strippers fought my penis (1) waking up with 5 men (1) 30 metres high (1) cool guy poop on you? (1) walking straight into the wall (1) is passing out in his lap a euphemism? (1) formally passing out (1) pizza delivery guys are used to that kind of treatment (1) big sausage pizza (1) fuck caffeine addictions (1) wait Gatorade has nothing to do with this (1) getting cut open (1) drinking drinking and then drinking (1) doin't it (1) taking advantage of the upperclassmen (1) thought chick was a chair (1) where the hell did the kidney failure come into this? 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(1) script-kiddies (1) LEMONPARTY ATTACK (1) can't have a lemon party without old dick (1) poordecisions -- helping relationships (1) i'm sorry? (1) longboarding doesn't seem that impressive (1) FACE FULL OF ROAD (1) doin' it with members of one gender while imagining they're members of the other (1) beards (1) also boning my best friend's aunt (1) doin' it with aunts (1) I bet you're the pregnant one (1) I bet he went back to his family (1) I'm so smart (1) so where did your girlfriend go? (1) twin sisters? (1) naked on ferry (1) not dressed nice anymore (1) those nice young ladies stole your pants (1) certainly not exaggerating anything (1) you are a liar/idiot (1) use the word 'to' some more (1) fuck that fire alarm (1) bacardi (1) and fireball (1) blamming it on the dog (1) couchs (1) it went of (1) "it's ok (1) my dick always itches" (1) is that your official relationship status on Facebook? (1) did he whisper it while you were having sex? 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(1) COME HERE MONKEY I ONLY WANT TO HELP YOU (1) shrooming balls (1) really stronger grandfather (1) ROID RAGE (1) FFFFUUUUUUUUU (1) if vampires can't look in mirrors - how is their hair always perfect (1) you'll never catch me alive! (1) mcdonalds (1) did they catch you alive? (1) i bet this happened in mexico (1) ALWAYS GO WITH EXPENSIVE FOR YOUR ASS (1) the PD API returns SackOfFailure objects (1) http://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/ (1) be honest; you were reading PD (1) that's an awful lot of porn (1) academic commitments (1) sleeping through things is my specialty (1) DEFINITELY NOT GAY (1) lol you got blasted at a party (1) programmers have to drink excessively to keep from going insane (1) winning the office party (1) guide you home? did you drink til you went blind? (1) fuck shit ow (1) what a nice cabbie (1) slut probably? 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(1) birthdaying pretty hard,there's a party in my pants. and urine... (1) making friends in the neighborhood (1) dumbass,drivin drunk...classic (1) only two places? next time you can do better (1) uh...if you guys were drinking with family...who was he having a threesome with? nevermind. don't ever tell me. (1) doin' it,THATS GROSS (1) JAGERBOMB (1) you played right into that cop's hand you fool (1) stabbing myself in the leg (1) MACGYVER ON THAT SHIT (1) yeah the ambulance store closes at like 9pm (1) contact on my cell (1) puke,THATS GROSS (1) i hat got there (1) not wasting an open bar (1) harms spread out (1) that's what you get for working late (1) where the fuck do you work (1) I hope for your sake that it was a massive and covering necklace (1) someone who would make a terrible marine biologist (1) shitting yourself underwater (1) TSA? (1) please don't touch my no-no place (1) traveling by accident (1) full cavity search (1) HEY GREAT DICK PAL (1) amateur film star (1) high school chick (18),DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK (1) well you're very honest,poordecisions poordecision (1) we have a very high standard of journalistic integrity and would never change a submission (1) PLEASE DISREGARD THE SPOTLIGHT AND PROCEED (1) helicopter cop? you mean like inspector gadget? (1) everything between guys can be essentially broken down toa dick showing contest (1) lols showing those 9 year olds who's boss (1) winning Halloween (1) "nice work making my kid pee himself." (1) SEX (1) AIDS (1) you've got AIDS (1) okay Magic Johnson (1) Literally the grossest thing I have ever read (1) threesome (1) mouth virigin (1) later result (1) wow. just wow (1) Hi this is Janelle and I fucked your dad please call me (1) don't ever sleep in that bed again. ever. (1) what like...it was on a leash? 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(1) chased off campus (1) MOUNTAINBONER (1) doin' it but not finishin' it (1) a handful of Viagra for a night of fun (1) Boner with a capital B (1) I don't think you get sued for murder; yes that's the part of this I chose to question (1) doesn't sound like fun and games (1) MY VAGINA IS ON FIRE (1) gotta clean up before finger-fuckin (1) love the use of the word bogart (1) Guinness (1) CAMRY (1) BIG SPOON (1) i don't think that's how you get herpes... (1) I BET IT WAS PEEPEE (1) sad brother (1) you've got the aids (1) not really lols (1) HERE WOULD YOU LIKE MY INVISIBLE MUFFIN (1) knackered (1) rye? really? (1) fire-slut (1) you fucked ALL OF THEM (1) this absolutely proves that all frat bros are gay. that's it. done. (1) i'm not really sure where the advil comes in? (1) I see a euphemism there somewhere (1) its hotdog flavored chalk! (1) this is weird as fuck (1) what the fuck is mazcal? (1) booze i guess (1) mexicans! (1) repeat poster? 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(1) this hardly seems scientific (1) had sex with some black guys (1) so one day you were like "Nothing good on TV...I know what I can do tonight!" (1) collecting data (1) MORE COFFEE (1) I AM AWAKE (1) I hope you spent the entire time just staring at your computer screen and vibrating (1) you're totally gonna get murdered (1) I'll bet you got a LARGE RAISE if you catch my drift (1) climbing the corporate ladder of dicks (1) Informative Asian strikes again (1) FYI UR MELANIN IS LOW (1) supposably (1) you accidentably invented a new word (1) doin' it in front of the wrestling team (1) wrasslin' team (1) who got your reputation drunk? 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(1) SPENCERS GIFTS (1) OOH LOOK DILDOS HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA HA HA (1) well that seems like a good idea (1) WHY SO MUCH DRUGS (1) DID I POOP? MAYBE? DID I? (1) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY (1) oh god pms (1) accidentally a gay porn (1) are your parents gay? (1) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE (1) i think looking like a dork is the least of your worries (1) awkwaaaaaaard (1) it;s funny cus it didn't happen to me (1) porno on full blast (1) so what'd you say? (1) doin' it with people dating other people (1) scumbag steve (1) WHOEVER SAW THAT COMING (1) yes.. yes you are. (1) I'm pretty sure that's not a thing (1) meh mouth (1) THEN WHO WAS KETCHUP? (1) no u (1) umad bro? (1) totally rational argument (1) I'll comment on this later (1) the w isnt capitalized (1) lol wtf (1) CANT. STOP. THE LOLS. (1) no fucking clue what this was supposed to be about (1) getting yelled at by a big black lady (1) no really what the hell are you talking about (1) doin' it with pillow (1) 13 yr old female virgin (1) MOM NO DON'T COME IN (1) the best part is that it was her mom's pillow (1) getting caught (1) school for naughty girls (1) sounds like a porno (1) shut up Hitler (1) girls doin' it with girls (1) did you think watching a documentary meant you were going to war? (1) 14 year old with moves (1) porn like lesbian makeout scene (1) doin' it with self without visual aids (1) did they think that was like a punishment for you? (1) $100k is an awful lot to spend on hookers (1) THIS IS BARELY ENGLISH (1) SKITTLES TASTE MY RAINBOW (1) doin' it with sister watching (1) glass up my ass (1) how to get lead poisoning (1) how do you really know the coma ended? this could all be a dream (1) slight coma (1) baseball bat wins (1) SUDDENLY A HANDJOB! (1) I'm not entirely sure I understand the rules of this game (1) hide and seek? more like hide and handjob (1) peeing like a lady (1) your dick got stabbed (1) WHAT WAS THE TATTOO OF? (1) i actually lol'ed reading this (1) whaaaaaaat (1) that is weird (1) the opposite of firing blanks (1) CMONDON (1) those kids are fucked (1) suck it bitch (1) ALL THE BOOZE (1) jaeger (1) random fat chick (1) maybe it was the fat chick that did it (1) upside down in passenger seat (1) YOU INVISIBLE BITCH HOW COULD YOU (1) yeah this is totally believable (1) HAITI HERE I COME ALSO IM NAKED (1) bars in Orlando are famous for this (1) yeah the TSA is a bitch huh (1) leg hair is overrated (1) i can jump higher than you (1) well obviously its the biggest if it's the first one you've seen (1) you're weird (1) mudding? what the fuck is that? (1) WHERE'S SCOOBY (1) i think this is a how i met your mother reference (1) CARTOONS FUCK YEAH (1) touche rum (1) limos are dangerous (1) FUCK YOU WHISKEY (1) it wasn't rum dude (1) HELLO SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY MY JIZZ (1) YOU HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN (1) no parents don't have sex (1) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (1) THEY WERE MAKING YOU A BROTHER (1) TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE (1) lol gay husband (1) you married a homo (1) not that there's anything wrong with that (1) your husband and you can talk about boys together (1) you showed him whats up (1) WAS HE ALSO A STATUE? (1) oh fuck we're all gonna die (1) OWWWWWWWWWWWW (1) WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP DOING THIS (1) really? it took you that long to figure it out (1) white trash (1) being from the south (1) he peed on your present (1) TAKE THAT GUITAR (1) outdoor urinal? isn't that redundant? (1) bein' too poor to afford your own birth control (1) parents don't have sex (1) i only posted this cus of the word wazoozle (1) out the wazoozle (1) fucking hipsters...no literally (1) sexually transmited douchery (1) I was fucking that hipster before you but now it's too mainstream (1) ...what...the...fuck... (1) down at the old glory hole (1) at what point does any of that ever seem like a great idea? (1) your family sure loves its own cousins (1) please do not ever do any of the things posted here...well unless you tell us about it after (1) WELL WHERE THE FUCK ELSE WOULD THEY HANG OUT (1) Never again (1) hey guys let's go wander around in the woods (1) doin' it with unintended genders (1) broadish shoulders (1) she's got a penis. (1) she's just like one of the guys (1) BAM. IT'S A DICK. (1) DON'T. FUCK. DICK-GIRLS. (1) what the fuck is an artsy thong (1) OH GOD WHAT IF YOUR NEPHEW GETS YOU PREGN-ah fuck it (1) ...I just threw up. Like a lot. (1) you probably should've slept with her current boyfriend if you wanted to get back at her (1) revenge is a dish best served slutty (1) doin' it with Mickey Rourke (1) accidentally a movie star (1) FUCKIN PROVE IT. (1) no seriously prove it I really want to know (1) well...yeah. (1) R Kelly (1) not actually getting to doin' it (1) clearly you impressed them with your passing out (1) you lose (1) sleeping is for the weak anyway (1) CANT SLEEP CLOWN'LL EAT ME (1) are you kidding me (1) did...you get raped? (1) what the fuck were you doing in a trunk (1) THIS SONG IS SO AMA- meh change it I don't care anymore (1) doin' it with soundwaves (1) how the fuck did you find that much gold in your backyard? (1) BOUNS RESULT (1) turned out not to be a poor decision at all (1) NO SERIOUSLY THATS FUCKING GROSS (1) rad boner? like radioactive? (1) this is the worst thing you'll see on the internet all day (1) lol u mad? (1) schedules are for bitches anyway (1) i don't need another pussy (1) you really put the BRAKES on that relationship HAHAHA OH WOW (1) nice guys don't know how to girls (1) that's how all great love stories start: got drunk and needed cpr (1) sed (1) awk (1) on a boat (1) IT WAS BOTH (1) but were the guys naked too? (1) maybe there was a mysterious third shooter (1) OH GOD IT WAS REAL (1) doin' it with unintended members of a religion (1) YEAH TAKE THAT DAD (1) fucken flu (1) science works in mysterious ways (1) bonerflu (1) your brother is very persuasive (1) career choices that will end well (1) namaste (1) LIKE THE BEAR?!? (1) SOMETHING of a hippie? I think it's a lot more than that (1) SPYCAM (1) yes and based on previous experience what could possibly go wrong with that? (1) SECRET LESBIAN (1) so...you don't like lesbians? (1) third grade relationships always last (1) DOUBLE BONUS (1) it's called BONUS RESULT dammit (1) best sex ever (1) ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS (1) GODDAMMIT MOM NOT AGAIN (1) lesbos on the couch (1) yeah I totally believe every part of this and stuff. (1) do you usually shower with clothes on? (1) picz (1) when you say kid it just makes me think of like Shortround from Indiana Jones doing this (1) I NEED A POSTER NOW (1) jazzercising (1) the true tragedy here is that he forgot his poster (1) family (1) keepin' it classy (1) classy as fuck (1) NO FUCK YOU (1) i still love you (1) cwayne was gone blame pope (1) shemale huh? just the way you like 'em (1) if you don't think we're funny just... don't come here? (1) too bad for you we have an android app too (1) i wonder if the carpet matches her pubes (1) i actually lol'ed at this (1) GINGER IN THE HOUSE (1) whaaaat that is weird (1) chubby chaser (1) that's weird (1) who gets broken up with for being not fat? (1) fuck those guys (1) GREEN BEER (1) doin' it with the unintended gender (1) you're gay now (1) supportive older brother (1) HEY MA COME GET ME I ACCIDENTALLY GAYED (1) your dad's my hero (1) well it's less awkward to tell you that way? (1) THANKS FOR THE SIBLINGS PAPS (1) I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN (1) you're wasted clean your butt (1) why were you wearing a dress (1) this is weird (1) wasted (1) OH HI PARAMEDICS HOW ARE YOU (1) YEAH THAT'LL SHOW THOSE OTHER STORIES WHOS BOSS (1) well you kinda are (1) whore (1) doin; it (1) doin' it on a first date (1) explosives (1)