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can't sleep... clown'll eat me (1) no parents don't have sex (1) he/she (1) fucked; but I mean literally (1) making out requires a certain age group (1) passed around (1) who hasn't done that? oh wait everyone (1) daddy issues (1) FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (3) best parent (1) so they were like a pH test (1) you mean prozac? (1) not much of a gay night apparently; sounds pretty straight to me (1) WHATS A VAGINA SMELL LIKE (1) babydaddy (1) awkward...FOR THEM (1) phillipenis (1) i totally almost made sex on this girl (1) elderly naked (1) restraining orders (2) we get a lot of fucking submissions; we're still on ones from months ago (1) palmela handerson (1) you're a good person (1) ...you're a pedophile. (1) this did not happen. (1) uh what the hell (1) why the fuck were you naked? (1) I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU OKAY? 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(1) stopping at wawa for a cheese stick is my new favorite euphemism (1) no thank you. (1) at least your allergies were in check (1) knackered (1) some people like to kiss some people like to hug some lesbians like eatin each others shit out of a cup (1) I KNOW FROM WHERE (1) the aforementioned baseball bat (1) WHAT OKAYYYY (1) i seriously don't even want to know (1) was she at least hot? 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(1) surprisingly not Pope (6) OH NO I FELL OVER (1) doin' it in front of unintended people (1) that's enough LeBoeuf (2) TURTLES CAN'T SWIM?! (1) newfound paranoia (1) im gonna go throw up now (1) ...Pope is one of the tag writers. (1) hospital (5) this gives the song My Best Friend's Girl a whole new meaning (1) WE LOVE YOU TOO. ...MAYBE. (1) so I see clearly you are someone who runs regularly. (1) touche rum (1) showing off at high school parties is the best way to get ahead in life (1) probably Texas (1) informative. (1) homeless man kick in the dick (1) foreveralone (1) ensure.. its pants-shittingly good! (1) KILL THE FRIDGE (1) job search (1) you sure you're a girl? (1) hit by a car (1) PEW PEW (1) might I offer you some watermelon and malt liqour? (1) Why Do You Feel The Need To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Single Word? (1) i don't think this really happened (1) I couldn't find the football game so I fucked this guy instead (1) you are a stupid idiot (1) new style (1) i think you're dying (1) was it like fresh from the udder? (1) im not even mad (1) got your ass kicked (1) go to gravatar.com and set your avatar for your email address; then when you use that email to comment on PD your avatar will show up. (1) chilli (1) yeah that's pretty much how it works (1) eyece cubes (1) let me just walk my bike through this here park (1) you're a dick (2) the w isnt capitalized (1) you should learn how to use commas (1) healthy relationships (1) I see a euphemism there somewhere (1) your new friend tastes like an ashtray (1) you pooped your pants (1) did she recently eat and/or put onion bagels in her vagina? (1) I don't get it booze is supposed to fix everything (1) stabby stabby (1) widget (1) you're a fucking asshole (1) tryin' to doin' it (3) my bff rose? (1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjlHghGKrE (1) NEW VEGAS (1) there's a party in my pants. and urine... (10) I want a 40 of rum please (1) porcelain queen (1) a/s/l? (1) booze,turning 21 is painful,how to birthday? (1) fuckin cats (1) its hotdog flavored chalk! (1) you're not supposed to inhale it (1) vicodin (1) steve buscemi (1) that happened to me too (1) well that was unexpected (1) get some better eyes (1) at what point does any of that ever seem like a great idea? (1) ew (30) more like mexican't (1) Boner with a capital B (1) this one was pretty straightforward; let's make it interesting (1) chubby chaser (1) im not indecisive am i? i don't know (1) why the fuck would a 13 year old slap you? (1) hahaha transvestite (1) okay Magic Johnson (1) pot? (1) IMA KEY THIS MINIVAN (1) that sounds gross (2) ladies wearing diapers (1) intelligent decisions are my favorite (1) FUCKIN TWEAKIN MAN (1) pizza delivery guys are used to that kind of treatment (1) aww what a drag dude (14) I JUST HAD SEX (ft Akon) (1) I bet they were just trying to email you but got confused and used the wrong account because they were busy having anal sex at the time (1) holy fucking shit what is this (1) why would you wait in the bathroom (1) well maybe next time don't be such an idiot (1) Is it the frank or the beans? (1) I don't think there's really a RIGHT way to land when you jump off a roof (1) morning wood (1) GREATEST BACKPACK EVER (1) what's a vagina look like? (1) receding hairline (1) what the hell is wrong with you (1) DIY porn (1) pooping outside (1) you people realize there's a difference between us not updating and the apps not working right? (1) HEY EVERYBODY LOOK WHAT SHES GOT! IT'S BOOBS! 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(1) do you mean like it bit the end of your dick or like after you tried to ... you know what nevermind I'm just gonna go throw up now (1) doin' it by accident (1) nerd shit (4) naked dudes (1) goin' both ways (2) you are bad at counting (1) peein on cop cars -- classic (1) licking the pavement sounds like an awful euphemism (1) what does that even mean? (1) blamming it on the dog (1) batting a thousand (1) THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA (1) ITS OKAY THEYLL JUST THINK THE GRASS GOT SICK (1) super dumbass (1) well that was anticlimactic (1) CARTOONS FUCK YEAH (1) dude shaved his butt and now he has to wear special pants and sit in a special chair (1) 2nd base (1) school for naughty girls (1) doin' it with your ex's dad (1) he probably had it coming (1) MY EYES.. THEY BURN (1) oops (18) ditches protect you from the law (1) HOW TO FOOTBALLGAME? (1) wait so you don't usually use deodorant? (1) rolls soaked in blood (1) hair falling out (1) you sure do puke alot (1) THIS ISNT WHERE I PARKED MY CAR (1) vodka (49) doin' it and then poopin (1) FIRE IN THE HOLE (1) we couldn't get drunk enough to not remember this (1) amateur pornstar (1) hiding your boner in a way that shows off your boner (1) It takes a real man to swim in the red waters (1) nap (1) DE PLANE DE PLANE (1) HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT (1) are you also hammered? (1) that's because people fucking suck (1) PARTYIN PARTYIN YEAH (2) squirrels: the most dangerous prey (1) doin; it with mouth (1) you fuck horses?? (1) so I see your vagina is not turned on by children and sweaty dicks. good to know. (1) banging on the front door (1) HE/SHE IS ON HIS/HER PERIOD/BONERPOLICE ETC (1) angry husBands are the worst (1) at least it was lemony fresh (1) MOMPORN (1) it's not like he told you what it was for (1) free entertainment for drivers (1) sounds more like average dude behavior (1) i believe that's called a tough guy shot (1) who needs saturdays anyway? (1) talking to a statue for 3 hours (1) LIKE THE BEAR?!? (1) did you at least do something retarded after? (1) that was Blue Man Goo (1) pissing off the missus (1) a serious case of the pregnancy (1) so what you're saying is that you can only get off while your sister is listening? (1) i accidentally a whole bottle of coke (1) abuse (1) you'll harley his davidson (1) he probably shit on it (1) love the use of the word bogart (1) life lessons from PoorDecisions (1) husbands? like she had more than one (1) your thigh and elbow certainly had a good night (1) DO YOU KNOW MY DAD (1) idk, (1) that's an awful lot of porn (1) you guys seem to have problems with raves (1) LOUD NOISES (1) ruit (2) boy you sure showed them huh (1) I SURE DO LOVE APPLEBEES (1) NO DAD I'M A GUY AND I LIKE GUYS THIS ISN'T A HARD CONCEPT TO FIGURE OUT GODDAMMIT (1) so are you a girl or...? (1) awkward drive time (1) I didn't read any of this because I don't care about you or your problems (1) homelessstarrunner (1) I don't believe in a lot of things but I believe in duct tape (1) peeing in her sink? is that a euphemism? (1) '99 Camry (1) it was probably a goblin (1) doin' it with LIKE EVERYONE EVER (1) nacho cheeeeese (1) this is literally the greatest submission I have ever read (1) wine (8) doin' it... with YOURSELF (1) DO YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS (1) hittin on dude's girlfriends (1) id've just left it (1) hahahaha what (1) the definition of a poor decision (1) stop pretending you didn't want it (1) words on face (1) HAHAHAHAHA I DIDN'T EVEN POST THIS (1) rum (7) vag (1) a distinct absence of booze (1) you fought the law and you fuckin lost (1) tell him you got tazed in the butthole like Andy Samberg (1) PENGUIN EGGS (1) uh why (1) you've seen your dad's o-face (1) why I can tell you internet what happened (1) raped by hobo (1) it's okay (1) i doubt the veracity of this story (1) that's epic (1) putting the sex back in old friends (1) TRY RETRACING YOUR STEPS: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU LAST HAD IT? (1) a date ending in stuffed animals if you catch my drift (1) yeah the TSA is a bitch huh (1) That wasn't a she it was a guy. He loved it when you came in his eye because he both loves and embraces the gay way of life so much that he regularly wishes he could have sex with more men than he can count. (1) ugly girl grabbin your junk (1) stalkers love vaginas (2) oreos (1) non-stop self love (1) what the fuck is a tweaker? (1) naked sleep wit me (1) pubes (1) HOLY SWEET FUCK CAPTAINS COMES IN 40S??!? (1) you're an idiot (33) Guinness (1) lol (6) stitches (1) that's depressing (3) THE CLAP (2) so you weren't really sure if it was your stepmom or stepdad? (1) it almost worked (1) also cocks (1) man I hate west Philadelphia (1) this wouldn't have been posted if it weren't for that (1) SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO FIND THAT VIRIGINITY! (1) taco bell -- always a bad decision (1) at least you have fresh breath? (1) food (2) you really don't have to censor the word shit (1) RUN (1) any contest between two guys inevitably equates to a penis contest (1) epic hangovers (1) I did that once. When I came to this site existed. (1) THE ugliest girl in the place (1) suicide as a hangover cure (1) douche bag (1) maybe poop (1) you spelled some wrong (1) is this real life (1) broadish shoulders (1) don't lie you totally wanted those subscriptions (1) fuck cows (1) civilian dream? (1) she was a transvestied? (1) that is funny (1) DRUGS IS BAD OKAY CATS (1) prostitution (2) I like how you pointed out that you're straight but didn't mention if you're a girl (1) FRIEND ZONE (1) Jesus?!? no thanks (1) real life (1) ALWAYS CARRY A PURSE LADIES (1) are you like 12? (2) OH FUCK A SNAKE (1) twins (1) HAHAHA OH MAN LOOK AT YOU CUDDLING WITH THAT DUDE THAT IS ME says the gay brother (1) how the fuck did she actually notice anything else going on if she was playing Skyrim? (1) making your own fun (1) this really did not have to be this long at all (1) shrinkage (1) you need new friends (1) if vampires can't look in mirrors - how is their hair always perfect (1) fuck neighbors anyway (1) BUY A T-SHIRT! (1) falling down hills (1) doin' it with pillow (1) I guess the point here is... be a dick? (1) her brothers junk and mine (1) 'merica (2) wh... what? (1) so the beer will solve your problems obviously (1) are you sure it was a homeless WOMAN?! (1) free as in beer truck (1) did just fuck a dog. (2) full cavity search (1) dick-pain (1) fuck these pants gimme a knife (1) didn't get laid (1) corona (1) didn't get any. (1) DUI (6) brotherly love (2) THE TALE OF THE THREE PATRICKS (2) I hope you are also responsible for flooding the street in the first place (1) your girlfriend isn't the crazy/jealous type is she? (1) so I think you proved that everyone in Texas who isn't a racist still can't spell (1) HOW MOVE? 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(1) i bet he got it at the assvibrator store (1) who(m) (1) puking like shoop a whoop (1) RROD (1) the birds and the bees fuck each other right? (1) I FUCKED THE LAW AND THE LAW ...also let me fuck his wife? (1) uh what the fuck? (1) you are one crazy motherfucker (1) epic fail (1) how to yell at people in techno? (1) how do you know he's not one of the guys running this site? (1) he's lying and thinks you're a slut (1) doin't it with members of an unintended species (1) what the fuck does the drug test have to do with anything? (1) roof is good bed (1) THEY ARE OMG ITS REAL RUN (1) i can jump higher than you (1) to do: make out with everyone; puke everywhere; forget boyfriend; ????; profit! (or pass out in front of stereo.) (1) poo (1) it's funny cus it's true (2) here let me just grab a beer OH FUCK THERES PEE IN IT (1) UH WHAT (1) the song dingling being sung (1) girls are not to be trusted (2) didn't this just get posted like three days ago? (1) YES I KNOW NEW VEGAS JUST CAME OUT (1) R Kelly (1) OH SHIT THATS WHERE I LEFT MY HEROIN (1) TOKYO (1) i hope you weren't a bus driver (1) getting hit by an ice cream truck (2) are you kidding me (1) you're weird (1) why the fuck was there a big mac in your pants (1) scions are gay (1) lives are stupid anyway (1) can't pay.. better fuck (1) it's 'you're' not ur (1) pee (3) inappropriately timed sleep (1) doin' it with the wrong hole (1) I don't understand how these are all related (1) chasing a cat with a car (1) RAMEN? I LOVE RAMEN (2) drinking too much (1) naked (10) her baby had a baby (1) GUYS THERE'S A WITCH AT THIS PARTY (1) doin' it with mouth (20) you got banged by a dog (1) absinthe (4) so what'd you say? (1) I hear Colt 45 works every time (1) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY (1) where the fuck did i put my me (3) this sounds like a porno (1) THAT BITCH. Wait was the dog a girl dog too? Because there's a joke in that somewhere I swear (1) WELL SHIT THAT WAS DEPRESSING (1) OH GOD (3) YOURE WELCOME (1) god I hate you (1) messy (1) You are now the wife. (1) milkphone (1) potential lesbian sex (1) car issues (1) public service announcements from poordecisions.net (5) keg (1) STOP POOPING (1) this is fucking awful (1) you're one unlucky motherfucker (1) this is the worst thing you'll see on the internet all day (1) too many exclamation points (1) checkin my fuel situation (1) probably should've seen that one coming (4) you don't recognize your sister's voice? 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